Comments on: Santa [Clause]

By: distraction

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By: james

james — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:57:50 +0000

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By: Anonyomous

Anonyomous — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:10:51 +0000

The plan for what?

By: Brent Stevens

Brent Stevens — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:52:32 +0000

O.K., so whats the plan?

By: Anonyomous

Anonyomous — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:07:29 +0000

Santa is an alcoholic. Just look at his extremely red and flushered face. All the long hours and hard work gathering CIA-type intelliegence (what do you think those lists of good boys and bad girls are??) can drive a man to drink. Bottoms up… You have plenty of bottoms, Claus.

By: Bad Demographic

Bad Demographic — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:42:15 +0000

Santa is a serial abuser of animals, just look at the reindeer pulling at his sleigh. Just think, Santa forced the reindeer to fly on a cloudy night, putting everyone at risk. He was saved by a certain reindeer that had a glowing nose.

Come to think of it, Santa’s not very disabled friendly, either. He discriminated against the same reindeer with a glowing nose. He also didn’t want to use the misshapen toys and sought to banish them to the island of unwanted toys.

Santa’s also not very nice to elves that don’t have an interest in making toys and, instead, like the idea of becoming, say, a dentist.

Santa has been known to abuse the Abominable Snowman as well, pulling out his teeth and forcing him to put a star on top of the tree.

(With thanks to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,”…. something I’ve watched once too many times with my kids.)

By: Noelle

Noelle — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:30:28 +0000

Ha, anyone remember the visit to Santa at the mall? I was never able to understand what Santa was saying because of the thick beard that covered his lips, so all I did was go up to him, and tell him what I wanted for Christmas, and then I’d get off his lap.

Santa: “Were you a good or a bad girl this year?”
Little Noelle: “I want a My Pony, a bicycle, and lots and lots of books!”
Santa: “You’ll get all that if you’ve been a good girl this year.”
[ignores Santa and gets off lap after the photo op]

By: Julie

Julie — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:34:51 +0000

I loved this blog. Now I feel like you should read this… a whole ‘nother side to the Santa story!

This happened not too far from where I grew up. We used to shop in Connecticut all the time at this mall…

http://ap.google.com/article/A.....AD8TK3DD82

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:09:31 +0000

“Elves”? Ummm, that is a little un-PC. “Little People” is a prefered term.

By: Hilary

Hilary — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:02:43 +0000

We should not only give Santa a pass, we should encourage it!

For anyone who might be interested:

http://www.santaschool.com/

http://www.santaclausacademy.com/

For teachers, parents and students:
http://www.northpole.com/Academy/