Convenient. Comfortable. Crazy-looking. Clownish. Whatever your favorite adjective is for the footwear phenomenon known as Crocs, everyone can agree on one thing: they’re CHEAP.

At about $30 bucks for a pair, Crocs are a bargain. These clog-type shoes are light, foamy soft, and come in an arresting array of colors, including neon green, bright blue, and hot pink. According to the official website, it all started when three friends from Colorado went into business together to develop the “innovative type of footwear”:

Originally, Crocs™ Shoes were intended as a boating/outdoor shoe because of its slip-resistant, non-marking sole. By 2003, Crocs™ Footwear had become a bona-fide phenomenon, universally accepted as an all purpose shoe for comfort and fashion.

I don’t know about Crocs being fashionable, but one thing is for sure. Crocs elicit reaction from people that ranges from praise to just plain venom.

“They are SO comfortable! Helps me walk better, believe it or not!” gushed a friend who loves to hit the pavements on a regular basis (and apparently throw fashion sense to the wind in the process). Another friend who thinks outside the box commented that she likes “…the fact that people can personalize their Crocs.”

A harried mother with a rambunctious three-year-old son said, “For my son, yes. For me, no. For one thing, they look stupid on me.” She then explained how her son has extra wide and thick feet, so finding sandals for him is a challenge. Not the case with Crocs, which “fit him nicely.”

“No males over the age of ten should wear them,” affirmed a coworker of mine. When I prompted him further as to why, he stated, “How can anyone respect a guy wearing clown shoes? May as well call Bozo the Clown.”

A fashionista visibly recoiled at the mere suggestion of these particular shoes gracing her neatly pedicured feet. “I hope you meant to finish the pronunciation of the word ‘crocodile,’” she sniffed. “Those…things are FUGLY and cheap!” I suspect she didn’t mean cheap in a monetary way.

It’s interesting to note how these shoes cross so many socio-economic lines. From old money and the nouveau riché to the working poor and the po’ (too poor to afford the “o” and the “r”), these shoes pop up on the extremities of practically everyone. Celebrities and important figureheads such as our *cough cough* highly esteemed President George W. Bush wear them. Let’s not forget about those annoying tourists that firmly implant their croc-covered feet on the left side of the Metro escalators during rush hour, much to the chagrin of angry commuters. And yes, a few commuters do rock those Crocs!

Recently I went to an upscale nightclub and a guy was turned away at the door because he was wearing Crocs. Crocs should be renamed Cockroaches because they are all over the place like the vermin! And therein lies the crux of my problem. There should be, and IS, a limit to where and when you can wear these shoes.

The friend that liked personalized Crocs pointed out, “It’s definitely not work-safe.” On a forum, an attorney admitted wearing the goofy footwear to court. Where’s the justice in that? He should be held in contempt for committing this criminal fashion faux pas! Some of the celebrities are guilty of this crime as well, sporting Crocs at red carpet events, for chrissakes. Quélle horror!

And what about Mother Nature? If you give a crock about the environment, then wearing Crocs is an oxymoron. IHateCrocs.com pointed out:

They are bad for the environment. The material they are made out of cannot be recycled or bio-degraded. Years from now when the fad wears off we will have landfills full of the things. Our legacy to the people of the future is going to include not only all the trash we are already producing but bright, neon-coloured, foam shoes.

IHateCrocs.com also has some videos of people setting fire to Crocs and cutting them up with scissors. You could see the hatred. There are even several Facebook groups dedicated to bringing down the Crocs empire.

Love them or hate them, the Crocs’ popularity won’t wane anytime soon. Me, I’m in the “hate ‘em” camp. What camp are YOU in?


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