Ride Metrorail? Love it or hate it — if you are one of the estimated 640,000 people that ride the venerable white, silver, and brown-themed train, you have formed an opinion about it. From rude and ill-mannered people (that’s an entire other blog!) to delays and missed connections, getting to your destination using Metro is almost a guaranteed adventure.

Metro currently has five routes: Red Line, Orange Line, Blue Line, Green Line, and Yellow Line. There is talk of a new Purple Line that would run from the Bethesda/Silver Spring areas to New Carrollton. That had me thinking– what other routes could help lighten the rush hour madness? If you do not live in the DC metropolitan area (”Wamarva”-according to Ms. Allison Kaftan), then you probably don’t know that the Beltway traffic between 3 pm to 8 pm exponentially increases to the nth degree.

I’m sure you’re saying, “Hey, my area is no picnic either!” But trust me: when mild, mannered folks start to accelerate on the on-ramp to the Beltway, somehow they transform into evil versions of Supermen (or women) in a very bad way. Suddenly, they have the power to swerve within inches in front of another vehicle, narrowly avoiding a collision and higher insurance premiums. They can burn up fellow motorists’ ears with a steady stream of four-lettered words. If said motorists’ ears do not work for whatever reason, never fear. There is always the handy-dandy State of California bird. I’ll probably get a rash of not-so-nice emails from loyal Calis. But I digress.

Back to the point. There are some ideal routes that Metro could build. I came across an interesting article on DCist.com. The author, Colin Peppard, talked about how one blog called Rethinking College Park envisioned what Metro of the future would be like. This is their wish-list, of sorts:

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Of course, Rethinking College Park has ulterior motives for the three too-close-to-each-other University of Maryland stations on the Purple Line, which they explained here. However, I approve the idea of extending the Green Line to Thurgood Marshall BWI Airport. Why should National and Dulles get all the attention?

An extension should also be built on the Red Line. I came across yet another fantasy Metro map:

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Red Line running all the way through Germantown? What a dream come true. Yes, you’ve figured me out… I live in the general area. I also like the idea of the Brown Line running through Virginia, which is a foreign country to me. But this particular map has too many station stops for my taste. Can you imagine the commute time? And hearing the annoying ding-dong chime of doors closing? Whew.

Now back to the Purple Line. The Sierra Club came up with this idea:

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Out of all three “dream” maps, I like this one the best. It really makes the cross-town commute a lot more effective. The Woodrow Wilson and American Legion bridges won’t suffer as much wear and tear.

Metro’s slogan is “Metro Open Doors.” Let’s see if we can help Metro open up even more doors. Get out your crayons, figuratively speaking, and tell me what your perfect Metro map would look like.


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