Dell, Gateway, Hewlett-Packard, et. al, move over. I’m not talking about THAT kind of P.C. Personally, the Macintosh is the apple of my eye that I love to take a bite out of.

There’s a strange dance craze going on right now. It’s more prevalent than the Electric Slide, Mashed Potatoes, and the Macarena. This dance requires moves such as tip-toe’ing, walking on eggshells, and using neutral euphemisms to the best of one’s ability. I’m speaking about the Politically Correctness movement. But like any dance, a few missteps can mess up the concept and the flow of the P.C. dance.

Case in point: A customer at a coffee shop in Glasglow ordered a black coffee. The staff there refused to service him until he changed his order to “coffee without milk,” because they considered “black coffee” a racist phrase. According to the Global Language Monitor, they have received “reports of the word ‘black’ becoming emotionally charged and politically correct or incorrect depending upon one’s point of view.”

What the–? This is P.C. abuse at its finest (or worst, depending on YOUR view). Lest we forget, black is a COLOR…actually, it’s the ABSENCE of color. But if people want to start becoming snippy about “black coffee,” I can think of other phrasings we should reconsider. Blackmail, black market, black sheep, blacklist, black magic, blackhearted…the list goes on.

Most terminology beginning with the word “black” has been largely considered in a negative fashion. The one phrase that can come remotely close to racism in any shape, way, or form would be “blackball.” African Americans have experienced exclusion and ostracization from the general (white) society, and it still goes on today…even this minute.

Let’s take this P.C. dance to another level! How about defecate? That should be considered an audist term. After all, the sound of the word “deaf” is in the first syllable, and it may imply that all deaf people are bunch of s***. Oh wait…here’s another similar-sounding word: deficit. Let’s label that one audistic, because not all deaf people are living beyond their means.

I think that some measures of P.C. are good, such as job interviews, equal opportunities, etc. But when the real issues start to be whitewashed beyond recognizance, then P.C. isn’t going to be a good bandaid for society’s ills. But please, do not take the definition of a word so literally!

Now, having said all that, I would DEFinitely take my black coffee to go, and please be niggardly with the cream.


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