Yesterday the Senate failed to pass an immigration bill that would have provided funds to solidify our borders and naturalize an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country. If you think this was a Democratic-backed legislation, think again. President Bush was a strong proponent of this bill.

Accompanied with the headline story about the immigration bill in this morning’s Washington Post was an article titled, “Small-Town Resistance Helped to Seal Defeat.” It provided insight into part of the reason for the bill’s failure – the xenophobia of “small town” Americans. While I don’t have a concrete position on the immigration bill, I was disturbed by the reasons that some “small town” Americans opposed it. Sure, the people quoted in the article are not exactly a reflection of all people from small towns but they certainly reinforce the perception of some that they are insular racists.

For example:

That was the first time I looked around and said, ‘Man, I didn’t realize how many Mexicans there were here,’ [Stephanie] Usrey, 39, recalled. ‘And they don’t seem to feel any discomfort when they’re, like, six inches from your face and talking to each other in their language, either. I just felt very encroached upon….It was like an instant feeling of ‘I’m in the minority, and if we don’t get control over this, pretty soon all of America will be outnumbered.”

Well Stephanie, that’s precisely how white Americans felt about the Italians, Irish, and Jews that passed through Ellis Island. We’re all familiar with white people who would sweat beads if they were in a place full of African Americans where they are the “minority”. It is an abomination when non-whites are not comfortably dispersed throughout the country where they cannot collectively threaten white domination!

Charles Slay, 73, described how, on a recent visit to the emergency room at the city’s main medical center, he was incensed to find it filled with Mexicans, whom he presumed were seeking non-emergency care because they lacked health insurance. ‘You should’ve seen how I had to holler to get the nurse’s attention,’ he said.

Charles, Charles, Charles…that sounds like what happened prior to 1964, where it was a crime for a white person to get in line behind black people.

But [Max Crawford] is also unsettled by many of their customs, such as a tendency to throw toilet paper in the trash rather than in the toilet — a common practice in areas of Latin America where commodes do not flush with sufficient force to handle paper. ‘I mean, we actually had to show them a video explaining how you’re supposed to put the toilet paper in the toilet,’ he said.

Crawford said he decided to get in touch with his senators because, ‘Everyone was saying you need to let them know how you feel about this right now.’

So this is a valid reason to shoot down the immigration bill, because they throw wads of toilet paper smeared with their caca in the wastebasket?

Ironically, Michael Chertoff, the U.S. Homeland Security Secretary, said that without the additional funds provided by immigration bill they will not be able to buttress the borders. This, in turn, means that illegal immigrants will continue to stream over the border, at a rate of 700,000 to 800,000 per year. And we don’t want these people scaring the bejesus out of proud Americans like Stephanie Usrey, Charles Slay, and Max Crawford.

If these “small town” fellas were smart, they would have asked for trillions more for the immigration bill in order to erect titanium behemoths safeguarding our country against the vicious immigrants who would put stained toilet paper in our wastebaskets!


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