I have a drawer where I keep different types of paper for my printer — 4×6 and 5×7 glossy photo paper, magnetic paper for the kids to play with, papers that can be folded into greeting cards, crispy resume paper, and larger glossy photo paper. I also had some transparency paper. Overhead ProjectorYou know, to make presentations to be used on overhead projectors.

Ok, guys and gals and unisex, raise your hands if you’ve watched or given a presentation in the past five years using overhead projectors and transparency paper. None of you? Oh, just one of you, way over there in the back. Just what I thought. I pity that fool in the back.

Since I hadn’t used an overhead projector in years and years (ever since Microsoft PowerPoint, laptops, and electric projectors became ubiquitous), there was only one place I could now store my blank transparency paper.

In the trash.

Transparency paper in trash

Bye bye, transparency paper. Adieu. Nice knowing you. Now scram. Git!

Seems overhead projectors have gone the same way as mimeograph machines. (Sidenote: I used mimeograph machines in the late 1980’s while a student at Cal State Northridge to print flyers and newsletters. Oh, I miss the smell — probably the only time I’ve ever gotten high in my lifetime.)

Strangely enough, I don’t feel a pang at the demise of overhead projectors and transparency paper. Too much fuss, too expensive, too bothersome to store. But yes, a lot less complicated to set up (unless, of course, the overhead projector bulb burns out). With laptops, you gotta know which key combination to press to show both the screen and the electric projector at the same time, plus connect several cables, plus find the right program to open. With overhead projectors, all you gotta do is flick the on-off switch. (And yes, adjust the mirrors and focus knobs on top.) But still, transparency paper? Please, get a life already.

Monochrom, an “art-technology-philosophy group,” even created a song / poem entitled “Farewell to Overhead.” I particularly liked these lines: “Now you are dead media / Looked up on wikipedia” — that’s exactly what I did!

Buh buh, overhead projectors and transparency paper. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. Good riddance.


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