So, I got into grad school. Now I need to decide what kind of accommodations to request for my classes.

As an undergraduate, I had note takers and interpreters. The problem with going to school in an Oralist stronghold…not a big pool of sign language interpreters to choose from. My college ended up hiring one full-time but before he came abroad, I went through the short list pretty quickly.

The interpreter I had is brilliant, one of the best in the area and a science fiction writer to boot, but before he was hired as a staff member, I had to deal with one who showed up late for my classes, and who had an unstable ex-army medic boyfriend and voiced in ASL. The problem with the crazy ex-army medic boyfriend wasn’t just that he was crazy, he was also an interpreter and they’d troll my signing hearing friends looking for someone they could take under their wing. Understand that this meant not only mentoring a fledging interpreter so they could expand their business but also finding a third person to join their relationship. There were suspicious personal ads appearing every week in the local free paper looking for a short brown-haired shapely woman, must be willing to learn sign language. What’s more, is that I had a straight male interpreter for my yoga class and he was visibly getting off on the class, looking down my shirt and ogling the other women in my class. The one that ended up becoming my interpreter for the next four years was a life-saver. He’s brilliant, handsome, muscular, witty, and not straight, so he fit in at a women’s college perfectly.

My note takers were usually good but it was difficult trying to decipher someone else’s writing and I always wanted my own notebook. It’s funny, but having a notebook of one’s very own is important. I was sad I didn’t have my own lined notebook filled with my own handwriting. I had to figure out how to organize my notes from the readings, the Xeroxed paper filled with someone else’s writing and the handouts from class. I always wanted to have a perfect notebook with neat writing and appropriately high-lighted phrases, but you know, people in hell want iced water too. Now at work, I have notebooks filled with to-do lists, ideas and strategies. That little composition book is such a pleasure, especially because it’s orange and has an elephant on the cover.

I didn’t even know about CART back then. If I knew, I would have asked for CART for my art history lecture classes. Perfect notes and it’d have been so much easier to process information in my first language, written English. I also wish I knew cued speech. I would be so set! No worries about missing content-specific vocabulary.

Now…I’m in DC and there are plenty of top interpreters in the area. I just have to give Johns Hopkins a list and I should be all set to go, that is, if they’re able to get the people I asked for. I’d like to try CART, though. So guys, what did you use and why? I really wish I could get CART and an interpreter but I know that it’s outrageously expensive to have both. Is that fair? What are “reasonable accommodations” to ask for?

Also, do you ever feel guilty because of how expensive you are?


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