Sharing this with DeafDC for our collective amusement — my first “deaf” spam (I don’t read spam so I might have gotten one before now, but this one slipped through Gmail’s spam filter…).  Pasted verbatim, including errors.

Dearest One,

It is my pleasure to write you but first I will introduce myself to you. I am a deaf girl,tall slim ,fair girl and also a student in university before I lost my parents in a car accident early this year so I have been out from school and been looking for a sincere man that I will trust and love.

I am the only child of my late dead parents and that has made me ran away from my house because my uncles are after my life to take away my inheritance which my late father left for me in a security company here in Accra Ghana . My entire dream is to find somebody that I can trust with my life and inheritance and also able to invest it wise in lucrative business.

Nobody knows about the inheritance which worth $5.5 million dollars in Cash put on a trunk box and deposited it in a security company here called Segal Security Company as a family treasure under maximum confidential so that nobody will know about the content which is cash. And I want you to also keep it very confidential till we can be able to claim out the box from the security company so that I will fly to join you immediately for future plans.

I have to trust somebody to save my future and that is why I am trusting you now I want you to understand my critical situation and give me the love and assistance that I need now so that I will have a better life and also enjoy my inheritance with you. I will tell you more about myself as soon as I hear back from you and also build more trust to be able to have a better understanding.

I look forward to hear from you soonest.
Love..Saral

Mmm.  Gotta love those 419 scams.


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