Sharing this with DeafDC for our collective amusement — my first “deaf” spam (I don’t read spam so I might have gotten one before now, but this one slipped through Gmail’s spam filter…). Pasted verbatim, including errors.
Dearest One,
It is my pleasure to write you but first I will introduce myself to you. I am a deaf girl,tall slim ,fair girl and also a student in university before I lost my parents in a car accident early this year so I have been out from school and been looking for a sincere man that I will trust and love.
I am the only child of my late dead parents and that has made me ran away from my house because my uncles are after my life to take away my inheritance which my late father left for me in a security company here in Accra Ghana . My entire dream is to find somebody that I can trust with my life and inheritance and also able to invest it wise in lucrative business.
Nobody knows about the inheritance which worth $5.5 million dollars in Cash put on a trunk box and deposited it in a security company here called Segal Security Company as a family treasure under maximum confidential so that nobody will know about the content which is cash. And I want you to also keep it very confidential till we can be able to claim out the box from the security company so that I will fly to join you immediately for future plans.
I have to trust somebody to save my future and that is why I am trusting you now I want you to understand my critical situation and give me the love and assistance that I need now so that I will have a better life and also enjoy my inheritance with you. I will tell you more about myself as soon as I hear back from you and also build more trust to be able to have a better understanding.
I look forward to hear from you soonest.
Love..Saral
Mmm. Gotta love those 419 scams.
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Heh. I’m always getting those “I’m deaf and lonely. I want to date you.” email, both male and female. The delete key gets a healthy workout in these situations.
Sure is odd realizing so many scams came from Nigerians where many of the finest hard-working Gallaudet deaf came from and they put many Gallaudet Americans to shame when it comes to the bottom line! Degrees and work ethics in the aftermath! So much for Bilingualism which is all but talk if not for slivers of work ethic instilled!
Chock full of run-on sentences..
Got the exactly same spam message! I did wonder if this was sent to all of the DeafDC bloggers.
I got the same one too!
It’s still definitely better than some of the messages previously sent to female bloggers. Not that I don’t enjoy being proposed to, but ..
Hahahahaha! I got a few proposals too.. Crazy!
Darn, I’m jealous that you all get the hot babes. Why don’t those messages ever come to me?
Nothing new!
Old stuff.
It must be one of you scamming them too
Bobby,
Did you reply?
(Laughing)
Don’t you dare reply (to the spam email)!
No. =)
hiya to deaf and hoh ppls there, how r u been?
yea i really hate else body who live in usa travel to nigeria ir africa or others country before someones from them got me they needs my helps pay to them of 1 for their dads’s money for the deaf or hoh sons abt his secuity bank in uk. but it really hard for me cant see them of one who love me for lifes.
u see that what they mean to me everythings?????
plz reply me soon!