Even as our esteemed blogger, Chris, laments the proliferation of fakefood and frankenfood in our grocery stores, D.C. residents appear to be in the throes of a spectulative upscale grocery store bubble.

Yesterday, DCist covered Columbia Heights residents’ too-desperate push for a new Whole Foods store in their neighborhood (which would be less than two miles away from the WF on P St). So Express followed up with a post listing all the current, upcoming, and pie-in-the-sky stores in the District.

A Harris Teeter on 3rd and H St NE. The abortively-but-not-anymore-it-seems-like planned Balducci’s in Penn Quarter. The Trader Joe’s in West End that was rumored to open today, then September, and now promises a 4Q 2006 opening. The Safeway in Mount Vernon Square is under construction.

And we musn’t forget a new Wegman’s opening up in Glenarden, MD. That’s Glenarden, not Glen Burnie, Glen Echo, or Glenwood, mind you.

Sounds like we’ll never go hungry again. However, Chris’ “Lazy America” moral continues to ring true; with so many new stores opening up around the District, it seems we won’t have to walk as far to get our munchies. Hooray–less calories burned and more food within reach.


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