Check out this fun anagram of the Washington Metro map.

So, let’s see. Every morning, I get on the metro at Mop Advocate, riding on either the Lube Neil or Reign Alone, change lines at Retro Cement and hop onto the Red Lien to my work at Oak Mat.

I’m sure glad that I moved out of Ripened Fish Thighs before they changed around all the letters. It is freaky how accurate some of those new names are. I think the best one is the airport station, renamed Ghost Nonagenarian Drawl Irrational to Nap. Pretty apropos.

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